By Miriam Snodell
My French is okay. My Chinese would keep me from starving. And, I can say “hello,” “thank you” and “not too spicy,” in Thai.
Apparently, I’m not a linguist.
However, my Thai has taught me something very important: Knowing how to say “hello” and “thank you” pleasantly fools me into thinking that I’m a native. The real locals know that I’m deluded, but they usually kindly play along.
I will be honest, I was a bit panicky for the first few hours of my India trip, realizing that I was almost completely without language in an entirely new and foreign country. All I had was “Namaste,” and I was too afraid to use it, for fear that it meant something less kosher than “hello.”
It didn’t take me long to sort that out, thankfully, and before long I was throwing “Dhanyavaad!” [dahn-yeh-vhaad] (“Thank you!”) out there like a pro. By the time I learned “Hello, my name is __________,” I felt in my heart that I was pretty much a Hindi prodigy. And what does every prodigy need, to spread the wealth of their brain matter? That’s right. A student.
My traveling companion, Kate, is a comparative beginner in the Hindi language (my five-day head start in the country has been a real asset for my verbal communication skills). I have begun to school her, using my complete mastery of the vocabulary and sentence structure. She, in turn, has shown me her own prodigious ways, by speaking English to taxi drivers in an Indian accent. I can’t even begin to think how proud her parents will be when they hear.
With these words being said, I have concluded in my mind that our India travel together will be both educational and entertaining. Two college students, three weeks, four cities, one country. We have no guarantee of washing machines anywhere, and that fact alone will make our journey an adventure.
Miriam Snodell is a student at Union University, serving among South Asian peoples during her summer.


